Quote of the Day

8.11.2008

ponderables

Three Things to Ponder:
1. Cows
2. The Constitution
3. The Ten Commandments

C O W S
Is it just me, or does anyone else find it amazing that during the mad cow epidemic our government could track a single cow, born in Canada almost three years ago, right to the stall where she slept in the state of Washington? And, they tracked her calves to their stalls. But they are unable to locate 11 million illegal aliens wandering around our country. Maybe we should give each of them a cow.

T H E C O N S T I T U T I O N

They keep talking about drafting a Constitution for Iraq. Why don't we just give them ours? It was written by a lot of really smart guys, it has worked for over 200 years, and we're not using it anymore.


T H E 1 0 C O M M A N D M E N T S

The real reason that we can't have the Ten Commandments posted in a courthouse is this:

You cannot post 'Thou Shalt Not Steal,' 'Thou Shalt Not Commit Adultery,' and 'Thou Shall Not Lie' in a building full of lawyers, judges and politicians...It creates a hostile work environment.


:: thx to K. M. who sent this to me, I don't know who authored it.

~Suzanne

7 comments:

Kate said...

Very funny!

Brandie said...

I agree too funny!!

Serena said...

Suzanne, I'm laughing myself silly and afraid I might also cry... ! :-)
PS: Did your girl get the much awaited dolly for birthday?

Shauna said...

Very ponderable statements, indeed, but I'm just laughing too hard to think that deeply about them just now!!

Charlotte said...

I like the constitution zinger very much!

jeneflower said...

Those are great. I am going to have to show this to my husband later.

Suzanne said...

That was my favorite part too Charlotte.