Dandy: Mom, you are a terrible partyer!
Me: What is wrong with my partying?
Dandy: You are just sitting there!
Me: Yeah, that's what I like to do.
Dandy: You are doing it wrong.
Me: What am I supposed to do?
Dandy: Eat ice-cream! Look at the tree! Snuggle your son!
Me: Anything else?
Dandy: No looking at the computer. You are supposed to be partying!
Dandy: You are done with school. You told Papa we'd be partying.
He has a point. I just hope that when he is in college and he finishes a semester, he celebrates the same way.